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Egypt
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THINGS TO DO AND SEE
Sleeping is a thing to do.
Carol, after a hard day of waiting for me to climb 463 steps and leap
on to a fat man, takes a break. Note the plush furnishings,
overstuffed chairs and pictures on the walls. Cockroaches don't
even book this hotel.
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Eating is a thing to do.
There are many great restaurants and the food, outside of the bread, is great. (Go to
Naples for bread.) This restaurant had great atmosphere and
food. It was just a little place. Hams were hanging from the
ceiling and people were waiting outside to get in.
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Walking off the food is a thing to do.
This is one of the wide streets and, at the moment, almost empty by
Florentinian standards.
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Painting the street is a thing to see.
This artist was excellent. No Picasso,
but very good.
The frustration! Ten hours sitting on stone
creating, creating, creating, hoping for donations. Wind blowing your stuff
around. "Sorry about
that. Did I step on Madonna's nose?". "Let's see? Pigeon poop and
yellow make what? Brown? OK, brown lips it is."
"Rain? NO! NOT NOW!
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Window shopping is a thing to do.
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painting shop. Maybe for Carnevale, but I thought that masks were
worn only in the Venice Carnevale? |
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A papier-mâché shop.

A mideastern fabric shop.
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The Mercato Centrale is something to see.
The local
cheeses, hams and sausages are hard to walk away from...but can I take it
on the plane?
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This 17th centaury copy of a Roman marble statue is supposed to be
lucky if you rub it's snout. It was lucky for me, Carol didn't buy
that stupid hat!
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Petting a pig is a thing to do.
All that ham make you hungry for pork? The "Straw
Market" sells things made out of, yep, straw (and other stuff).
It was either very expensive or we were very cheap the day we went.
A vendor offered Carol a hat for 70,000 lira ($35 at today's rate).
I said, "Tropo Soldi", too much money. He asked what I was
willing to pay. I said I wasn't interested. Then he tried the
hooker. "Nothing, nada, niente, zip, free. How about
that?", he says with a sneer. The sneer gets you. He is
mocking you by giving it to you free. I have played this game
before. You say, "Ok". He says, "Well, I
can't really let it go for that little, but how about xxx?" Now
you're hooked, your negotiating.
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Seeing an innovation is a thing to do.
I can't remember who sculpted this statue or what building
it is in, but I do remember that we read about it and went
looking for it. The building has many similar sculptures around
it's periphery, but this one is special. It was an innovation in art,
a first. The right foot extending beyond the frame of the sculpture
adds a dimension to the sculpture not used before.
If anyone can help me identify this more completely, I will update this
page.
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San Croche is a thing to see.
It is externally simple in comparison to the Duomo, but the interior is
much more interesting. If memory serves me correctly, Marconi
(Radio) and Enrico Fermi (Atom bomb) were buried here along with a few
lesser knowns (Michelangelo, Galileo, Machiavelli).

"Come into my church, baby. I'll show you my collection of
crypts."
How could a girl resist?
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Fat girls are something to see.
Jennifer, my daughter, lying...I'm meant standing...next to the fat
girl. Carol and I saw this sculpture in Washington, DC 10 or 15
years ago.
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Eating is something to do.
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| Goin' my way, Big Boy? |
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How romantic! |
Ready to see David, David, David,
David, David, David.......
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