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To see Michelangelo's David, you must see The David.  Copies will not do.  They give you the sense that The David is the same, just bigger.  They do not do the sculpture justice.  Not even close.  Even these pictures are inadequate.  When you are standing under the statue, then you can appreciate its size.  When you see the proportions of the body parts in relation to each other and to your own hand, then you can appreciate the genius of Mikie.  When you see the veins standing out on the marble skin just like on your own skin, then you appreciate attention to detail.  Reading this, you might think, "That Paul, he knows his art."  I don't know art, I probably know less than you about art.  The statue is such, however, that even a bumpkin like me can appreciate it.  I think that you have to stand and look at it for sometime before it all sinks in.  A casual walk past pausing for a photo won't do it.

 

Well, there is more to seeing The David than just going to Florence.  You have to wait in line, this line in 150 degree heat.  The little green person is Jennifer.  I doctored the picture to make her stand out a little.  Green is, obviously, not her color.

The guy in the white ball cap scratching his neck is thinking, "Do I really want to do this?  Maybe I could just get a David shaped pizza from the Michelangelo restaurant."

Lady in green is hot!

 

The big guy is cold

The David.  

Why didn't Goliath get a statue in this era of equal opportunity?

Jen and David. Another Jen and David.  That Jen gets around.
Jen and her men More David and Jennifer

 

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY.  GOLIATH REVEALED

Of course, The David is Michelangelo's interperation of the David from the biblical story of David and Goliath.  Because Michelangelo was angling for a good crypt spot in Santa Croche church and a quick trip to heaven, he was anxious to please.

Few know that Goliath was really a girl, pictured at right and David was the wimp with her.  He did not really through a stone at her, he was stoned and went after her!

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