YOU NEED PEOPLESounds easy doesn't it. To get the information to the ski club, I get their email list. It's in the wrong format and I spent two days fixing what I could have retyped in one hour. I tried to put up posters all over the naval base. What? The base Commanding Officer won't allow the anything to be posted. Undaunted, I put the information in the Military paper. What? The paper won't publish my information until after the trip? Undaunted, I went to the Armed Forces TV station and made a TV spot. On the way home, I discovered that the restaurant I mentioned in the spot doesn't exist. It's the Fairway, not the Tradewinds. Undaunted, I rushed back to reshoot the spot. While changing into my TV clothes I tore open the cold sore on my lip and bled all over my white turtleneck shirt. Undaunted, I washed it out and put it on backwards. You try remembering you lines and smiling into the TV with a cold wet spot in the middle of your back. The next day I made a Radio spot. I begin wondering when people will start asking for my autograph. No autographs are asked for and no one shows up for the twenty five person catered briefing at the Tradewinds...ah, Fairway restaurant. In fact, no one signs up for the trip by the deadline date. Sh.., I'm going anyway. And then, the president of the ski club and his wife sign up, my good friend Pam and her daughter sign up, a guy from Brindisi, his wife and his friend sign up and a guy with a first name of "Law" and his wife sign up. Not the twenty five I needed to get a free ride for yourself, but who cares. I'm on easy street now!! Let's have a look at who went!
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